Operation American Spring Joins the #EpicFail Hall of Shame
In the history of really, really stupid dumb-assery there are those moments that stand out. These moments, which seem to come along just when we all need a good hearty belly laugh, deserve a special...
View ArticleFlorida Lawmaker Claims Testing Firm Is Trying to Turn Kids GAY
I think we can safely say that the anti-gay forces in America have given up any pretense of trying to make a sensible argument for their positions. It's like they're telling themselves, "The rest of...
View ArticleBREAKING: Divorce Lawyers Expect Surge of Clients as "Opposite Marriages"...
With same-sex marriage bans being challenged, put on hold, or overturned altogether across the country (the latest being in Pennsylvania), divorce lawyers are gearing up for a surge of new clientele as...
View ArticleOperation American Spring Pt. 2 -- Maybe?
Oh, if only the comedy gods were so kind as to give us another weekend of the hilarity that is Operation American Spring. Yet, according to rumblings on social media, we may very well be so blessed...
View ArticleJoe the (fake) Plumber: "Your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional Rights"
Well, here's a name we haven't heard from in a while. Apparently it's been far too long since Joe the (fake-ass) Plumber has received any real media attention, so he's decided to grab some for...
View ArticleYou Are NOT A "Patriot" If...
As I did my annual "walking tour" of Philadelphia this past Memorial Day, observing all of the ceremonies acknowledging the sacrifices of the men and women who have actually fought and died for our...
View ArticleSarah Palin Gives Her $.02 On Bergdahl (She really should have saved her money)
You know, there are some people who really, REALLY should just keep their opinions to themselves. Especially if they don't want folks to start asking questions which may prove more than a bit...
View ArticleTexas GOP Advances "Pray the Gay Away"
Solidifying its place in the ass-end of social evolution, the Texas Republican Party voted this past Thursday to include anti-gay language that would endorse "reparative therapy". The vote taken at...
View ArticleTexas'"Pray the Gay Away" Stance Exposes Right-Wing Cognitive Dissonance
From Wikipedia (which I try NEVER to use as a reference, but in this case it will serve adequately enough)...In psychology, cognitive dissonance is the excessive mental stress and discomfort...
View ArticleJindal Warns of Brewing Rebellion, Just Like the Tea-Party Cop-Killers Wanted
"I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C., to preserve the American Dream for our children and...
View ArticleBoehner v Obama: The GOP's New "Bottom"
Let's recap. 2012 was a disaster for them. Repealing "Obamacare" (What is it? 50? 51 times? I lose count.) hasn't worked for them. Shutting down the government hasn't worked for them. Benghazi...
View ArticleSantorum: Anti-Gay Business Owners Being Sent to "Re-education Camps"
Oh, Frothy Mix. How we've missed you so (NOT!).Promoting his new film "One Generation Away: The Erosion of Religious Liberty" on the American Family Association's radio program "Focal Point", Rick...
View ArticleNRCC Wants To Quiz Your "Americanness"
In it's never ending battle against Communism, Socialism, and Sharia Law, the National Republican Congressional Committee has now come up with a quiz to determine the "Real Americans" from all us...
View ArticleAmerica to Sarah Palin: "STFU!"
Six years on since John McCain and Co. introduced us to the Alaskan ding-bat, it seems that America has finally had it's fill of Sarah Louise Palin.Actually, that's not quite correct. See, the...
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Should Sarah Palin Run for Senate? YES! PLEASE!
You know how when you surf political sites such as this one you inevitably come across some conservative push-poll with questions like, "Is Obama ruining the country?" or "Are Gays after your...
View ArticleOWS Wipes out $4m in Student Loan Debt
Strike one up for the so-called "dirty-hippies".If you were thinking that the Occupy Wall-Street movement was over (so unwise), here's a little something from Time.com to lift your spirits.The Rolling...
View ArticlePalin Defends Family Against "Liberal Media Driven" Brawl Coverage
If there's one thing that you can count on regarding Sarah Palin is her ability to suck up to the media while at the same time bitching about how they cover her and her family's antics. Today in Us...
View ArticlePA Governor's Latest Attack Ad...Is Actually A Concession
Between this and the epic fail that is the GOP's #IAmARepublican social media campaign, it's clear that conservatives could really use a remedial course in media messaging.Now, it’s pretty well known...
View ArticleAnti-Abortion Group Plans To Show Bloody Fetuses Near Liberty Bell
Consider this scenario. Let's say a group of marriage-equality "extremists" decide that in order to make their case they're going to set up a giant jumbo-tron screen and show non-stop Gay Porn in...
View ArticleIf This Kind of Thing Happened To Men...
I don't want to sound sexist or anything, nor to I wish to seem anti-women. But often times when we discuss women's issues we often hear the phrase, "If this kind of thing happened to men..." or "If...
View ArticleMichelle Bachmann Says She "Outsmarted" Liberals
It truly never ceases to amaze me that Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann is legally allowed out in public without adult supervision.As we all know, Crazy Eyes is leaving congress at the end of this term....
View ArticleBaltimore FOX Affiliate Apologizes for Fake Protester Video
A FOX News affiliate in Baltimore (FOX 45) aired a video Monday night on its broadcast that was edited to make it appear that anti-brutality protesters in DC were chanting "Kill A Cop". Today they've...
View ArticleHAPPY NEW YEAR! Resolutions and Wishes for 2015.
2014 has been, to say the least, an interesting year. And if this past election is any indicator, 2015 promises to be equally interesting. With that in mind, here is my annual list of resolutions...
View ArticleSarah Palin: So 2008 in a 2016 World
In a rare moment of introspection, Sarah Palin has finally realized that the rest of America isn't laughing with her, but at her.From Raw Story“we have all day listening to the tease with Bill...
View ArticleDonald Trump Blames Obama for Seahawks Super Bowl Play Call
First off, congrats to the New England Patriots. I didn't really want them to win, but since I had no dog in the fight (thanks a lot, EAGLES) I'm not going to hate.There can be no doubt that Super...
View ArticleTexas Boy Suspended For Bringing The "One Ring" To School
Most of us have seen the "Lord of the Rings" movies and the "Hobbit" movies. I mean, we all must have since "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" made a pant-load over the holidays. Anyway, I'm...
View ArticlePat Robertson Claims Gays Are "Recruited" Into Homosexuality
Oh yes. We can always count on our crazy uncle Pat Robertson to spew his daily diarrhea of dumb-shit forth from his orifice. Fielding a question from a "700 Club" viewer who found a Gay porno...
View ArticleMississippi Lawmaker Says Blacks Get "Crazy Welfare Checks" and "Don't Work"
I choose, perhaps naively, to believe that the vast majority of White people, including Republicans, are good and decent people and not crazy, hateful, racist loons. Sadly over the past 6 years as...
View ArticleRight Wing Activist Urges Followers to "Flee America"
This past Thursday, failed Indiana Senate candidate and author of the book "The End Of America" John Price discussed his decision to leave America and move to Costa Rica in order to "flee from the...
View ArticleLindsey Graham Proposes Using Military to Keep Congress In Session
So, you righties think that President Obama is a dictator (and I defy you to name one dictatorial act he's done)? Here's one from your boy, Lindsey Graham.From Vox.com:And here's the first thing I...
View ArticleMcCain's really stupid reason for signing the letter (or how Palin REALLY...
That the letter to Iran written by Arkansas Republican Senator Tom Cotton has come back to bite the GOP dead in the ass is no surprise. The excuses coming from the 47 senators who signed it and are...
View ArticleMO Lt. Governor: DOJ More Racist Than Ferguson
By now we've all heard of the scathing report from the Department of Justice that found that police in Ferguson, MO routinely engaged in unconstitutional practices that had the heaviest and most...
View ArticleGlenn Beck Threatens to Leave NRA Because...(wait for it)...Muslim Brotherhood
It is a well documented (if you're a fan of Keith Olbermann, that is) fact that Glenn Beck takes most of his cues from the voices in his head. But when the voices in your head start arguing with the...
View ArticleA "Thank You" Letter to Mike Pence (Commentary)
Dear Governor Mike Pence,On behalf of the LGBT community that your Religious Freedom Restoration Act was meant to disenfranchise, I would like to say "thank you".Not for your "fix" of the act, which...
View ArticleRemember "March for Marriage 2014"? Well...Here We Go Again.
Remember last year when the National Organization for Marriage did an epic media face-plant with it's #March4Marriage tag, which was supposed to advertise it's march on the Supreme Court but instead...
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PA High School Students Organize "Anti-Gay" Day
Located somewhere between Squeellikeapig and Yougotapurtymouth, Pennsylvania (the political "T" between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh that we call "Pennsyltucky") a group of clearly closeted self-hating...
View ArticleSupport for Same-Sex Marriage Tops 60% (and God doesn't seem to have noticed)
This really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. The only real surprise is just how fast it happened.From ABC News...A week before a closely watched U.S. Supreme Court hearing on the issue, public...
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Best. Prom. Proposal. Ever. (This is just precious.)
A week after posting a diary about a bunch of backwards bullies organizing an "Anti-Gay" day in a PA high school, I come across this story out of Desert Oasis High School in Las Vegas, NV. It's...
View Article(Yet another) Anti-Gay GOP Lawmaker Caught Being Gay
Just over a week ago I posted a story about a group of PA high school students who held an "Anti-Gay" day at their school as a counter to the National Day of Silence. I caught quite a bit of flack...
View ArticleMD Republican Suggest Taking Away Food Stamps From Rioters' Parents
And now for the latest entry from the never ending GOP stupid parade.From the Huffington Post...A Republican lawmaker in the Maryland General Assembly said it might be a good idea to take food stamps...
View ArticleRight-Wing Broadcaster Warns of "Fireballs From Space" Because of Same-Sex...
You know, nothing gives my Gay ego a big-fat ol' stiffy like reading how right-wing fake Christians have given the LGBT community the power over weather, the earth, volcanoes, and terrorism. And now,...
View ArticleThis Is What REAL Christianity Looks Like (A Mother's Day Commentary)
This is not really a political entry. It's simply that this is one of those entries that have been sitting on my brain for the better part of a year now, mostly because I found it difficult to put...
View ArticleAbstinence-Only TX High School Hit With Chlamydia
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!From the Huffington Post (emphasis mine)...An outbreak of chlamydia at a high school in Texas has forced administrators there to send a warning note home to parents. District...
View ArticleGeorge Stephanopoulos Apologizes for Donations to Clinton Charity....
LIBERAL MEDIA MY ASS!This morning on ABC's Good Morning America, anchor George Stephanopoulos (G-Step for short, simply because typing his name is just to damn many keystrokes) apologized to viewers...
View ArticleDonald Trump's "Foolproof" Plan to Defeat ISIS
Speaking to Fake Noise Crapper's Greta Van Susteren, Donald Trump reveals that he and his hair have come up with a foolproof, can't miss plan to defeat ISIS, which he'll put into place if he is elected...
View ArticleHuckabee Wishes He Were Trans In High School...So Do I
One day after former Olympian Bruce Jenner announced that she would now like to be known as Caitlyn Jenner, right-wing tabloid site World Net Daily released a video taken back in February featuring...
View ArticleGOP Debate Drinking-Game for Teetotalers
Tonight's FOX News sponsored GOP debate is sure to produce plenty of shot-guzzling moments for all of the drinking games that will surely be going on tonight. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if...
View ArticleHAPPY NEW YEAR! Resolutions and Wishes for 2016.
Hi, folks. Here once again with my list of resolutions and wishes for the coming year. Needless to say that 2015 has been an interesting year in almost every aspect. And while I can spend an entire...
View ArticleI Am NOT a PROGRESSIVE (and I'm damn proud of it)
This may very well be the last entry I make here at emo-central (aka Daily Kos). It appears that according to Bernie Sanders I really don’t belong here, and judging from the comments pages of any...
View ArticleFINALLY! We can actually tell Bernie, "YOU LOSE!"
I’ve been saving this one up since April, when it became clear to anyone who wasn’t indoctrinated into the “Feel the Bern” cult that there was no way Bernie Sanders was going to get the Democrat...
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